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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

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